Fanfare please!

Hot gossip straight off the press!!

I have heard through a reliable source (Kristie who heard it off Bog Monkey…) that CJ could be on her way out.

I KNOW!! Looks like someone has been listening to my pleas and finally seen the light!! The annoying, whining, all high and mighty slacker could soon be receiving her P45 in the post.

This week alone she has been taking the piss big style. She was on holiday all last week and then didn’t show on Tuesday (working from home apparently) and now has been ‘off sick’ the past 2 days. What’s the betting she doesn’t show tomorrow either? Amazing the cheek of it.

So the down low is that Moon Monkey has now become very aware of her shenanigans and is none best pleased. All the time off, the loud moaning about how crap this company is and disassociating herself from it even though she’s on the pay roll, just generally being an annoying twat and winding everyone up the wrong way. Plus (and this was news to me), all the prattling on about how busy she is drawing up all these ‘new’ documents? Turns out she’s blatantly been copying and pasting other people’s work into those and claiming it for her own! Her laziness reaches new heights! I’m stunned! Who knows what else she has been occupying her time with? Maybe the copying and pasting is hard work enough and takes it all out of her?

“Right click….aggghhhh……copy……euuugghhh…..right click…..phew……paste!”

I can see why she is so tired all of the time!

Kirstie reckons that Bog Monkey would have let rip about CJ if there had been a conversation had with old Moon Face, he’s not one to keep his feelings to himself. So that should add fuel to the fire (rubs hands with glee). It’s also incredibly handy that Kirstie and Bog M are in regular contact and he seems to trust her with office secrets and gossip (which she of course loyally passes on to me) so I am sure to have new developments on this.

This news has made my Thursday. Not that I’m one to wallow in other people’s misery but you can’t say she hasn’t brought it upon herself can you? I would also like to add:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Be interesting to see how they handle this one, I doubt she would go quietly. I don’t think she’s capable of doing anything quietly.

As an administrative note I shall be away from all forms of technology until next Wednesday and so the blog will be on a spot of annual leave. Full progress report on my return, I promise.