I was chosen to receive this novena

Mr Isobor is back and this time he’s giving me religious advice. He seems to have taken the day off from his threatening SHOUTY emails regarding spa’s and spot buys and decided to send me one of those spam emails telling me to forward it to 3,461 people in 20 seconds or I will die. Me and about 50 other people on his work email distribution list. Seriously, I don’t make this shit up. Clearly he thought this was an important message that everyone should read and he may have also been concerned that unless he didn’t send it to as many people as possible his dog might explode or his dick fall off.

This is the message:

Email Subject: Look at the picture closely

Look at this closely:

The President of Argentina received this picture and called it "junk mail", 8 days later his son died. A man received this picture & immediately sent out copies…his surprise was winning the lottery. Alberto Martinez received this picture, gave it to his secretary to make copies but they forgot to distribute: She lost her job & he lost his family. This picture is miraculous & sacred.

You were chosen to receive this novena.

The moment you receive it, say :

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU, It shall be well with you this coming year.

No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed.

You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year.

For all of 2010, all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows and pain because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down...

I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me. My child! What can I do for you? And I said,

'Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message... '

This is a Novena from Mother Theresa that started in 1952.

It has never been broken. Within 48 hours send 20 copies (Or as many as you can - God does know if you don't have 20 people to send it to. It's the effort and intent that counts.) To family and friends.

This is a powerful Novena. Couldn't hurt. Can only help.

Please do not break it.

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"All that's needed for evil to prevail is for good people to do nothing!" Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with Good.'' Rom 12:21

Unfortunately I didn’t check the database inbox for a week and a half after he sent this so I think that means I am doomed. I’m not sure how poor old Alberto Martinez lost his family, bit absent minded of him really. I guess I’ll have to try and achieve my goals without the help of Mother Theresa.