Grumps

Sorry for the lack of blog (I’ve had complaints) but Monday was a no starter with very little a-happenin’ in the office and I was off….er…..sick…yesterday. I’ve also found that my new desk means I am actually talking to people around me in a social manner and not hiding under my i-pod so I tend to get distracted…. Then suddenly its 16:18 and I’m having to type like a mad thing again! Don’t worry, I shant be neglecting you or dropping you like a tray of hot potatoes for some new found happiness in my work place. I’m sure after a few weeks of this I’ll be back to being a surly old bugger and moaning my tits off about everyone again.

I am actually a right old grumpy bum today, mainly because I am very tired and this office is very warm and frankly I am disappointed in the selection of cakes CJ brought in for her birthday. She is 32 today. I’ve had a cake (it was crap) but I haven’t wished her a happy birthday. Kirstie thinks I’m mean – I told her to fuck off and try sitting next to that for 6 months. She shut up soon after that. Grumpy remember?

I didn’t realise how much of a chatter Kirstie is and I think my sitting here has actually increased her talking quota during the day. Today she is especially talkative as she’s had too much fizzy pop and chocolate and can’t be bothered to do any of the work she has. I don’t mind really, she’s quite a funny gal and most of the time very entertaining but if she’s going to start pulling me away from my blogging duties then I may have to have words. She didn’t sleep well either as her neighbors’ (the “stupid bitch next door”) have just got their brood some rabbits and stuck the hutch next to the fence right under Kirstie’s bedroom window. So all night she was kept awake to the sound of the local foxes trying their hardest to break into the hutch by flinging themselves at it and the poor wee rabbits screaming in terror. I think the stupid bitch next door slept through it all. Gunner told her not to worry as the foxes would find a way in and have all the bunny joy they wanted in a few days which made Kirstie even more distraught. Never happy is she?

To my other side is the IT Geek boy who I have discovered smells quite, quite bad. Its body odor we’re talking about here people and today he is ripe! Not looking forward to the summer! I think I remember Kirstie saying something before about this….. Normally it’s not too offensive and I get the odd waft but today has been a ‘breathing through your mouth’ day. Thankfully he tends to bugger off to meetings all the time so I hope not to see too much of his stinky-ness. We may have to come up with some solutions to that though, like hanging magic trees from my monitor.

Moody is being an annoying arse. I have this pile of documents to get through he told me to make notes on and then speak to me about and all day I’ve had “yeah I’ll come over after I’ve sent this email”. And has he? Has he fuck. Part of me wonders if it’s his mind going and part of me wonders if he is just too busy to care. Either way it’s frustrating the hell out of me. I bet he comes over at 4.55pm. You know what he’ll get if he does that don’t you? Grumpy remember?