Tight lipped

Not much to update on the Saffa situation today I’m afraid. She came into work very late at about 11.30am so Kirstie and I were wondering if something was up. Just as Kirstie was going to ask Harley where she was she turned up. Kirstie told her her ears must have been burning as we’d just been talking about her and why she wasn’t in. Saffa said “yeah, well I’m here now” and no further explanation so we’re none the wiser. We’ve decided it was probably because she was knackered after boffing Blondie in a hotel room somewhere all night and she had a lie-in. Or possibly a doctors appointment? I’ll let you come to your own conclusions.

I could walk up to Saffa and demand to know what’s going on but I don’t think that would work and is probably not the most professional approach to take in the office. I’d employ the uses of Kirstie but she’s off now until Monday and then I’m off work next Mon-Wed so it looks like it’ll have to wait. Yes I’m afraid there will be no blog next week until the Thursday, I hope you can survive and I’m sure you will. I’m off on my holidays and plan to be nowhere near a computer as from 4.30pm tomorrow until my return to my desk on the 18th. But lets not think of that now, I haven’t even left yet.

Maybe it’ll all kick off while I’m Amsterdam and I’ll come back to some uber gossip fest where Blondie stormed into the office in the middle of the day and started screaming at Saffa who broke down in tears and then Blondie apologised and they made up with a full on snog and eventually had to be pulled apart by Moon Monkey at which point they grabbed their coats and ran off and Saffa came back 4 days later walking like a cowboy and all flushed in the face.

Actually if I missed all that I would be gutted!! So let’s hope they save it for when I’m back.

In other news it looks as though the team bonding event will be in the form of bowling. Andre will unfortunately not be able to compete due to her old fractured shoulder injury which I am disappointed about as I bet she’s a mean bowler and would bring her own medieval bowling outfit. Personally I think bowling has the potential to be a good laugh and even more hilarious with this bunch of misfits. Plus they serve drinks to your lanes don’t they? What more do we need? I’m going to start practicing my victory dance for when I get a strike.