Can we kill her now?

The following emails sum up my afternoon:


From: Nancy Clueless
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:07
To: Kirstie
Subject: Can we kill her now?

“They’ve bunged things in here, they’ve bunged things in there….its unacceptable it really is.” Does she ever shut up?


From: Kirstie
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:09
To: Nancy Clueless
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

Blah blah blah ….. Please get that masking tape…………….


From: Nancy Clueless
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:11
To: Kirstie
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

Reaching for it as I type…..

Weeeeellllll, yeeeeeaaahhhhhh……..on goes tape…….mmmmmmmfffffffff, mmmmmmmnnnnnffff…..


From: Kirstie
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:12
To: Nancy Clueless
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

I second that… shut her up, I’m tired of hearing her too!!


From: Nancy Clueless
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:14
To: Kirstie
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

If I reached across and just put my hand on the receiver holder and cut her off do you think she’d mind?


From: Kirstie
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:17
To: Nancy Clueless
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

SHUT HER UP NOW!!!!!!!


From: Nancy Clueless
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:18
To: Kirstie
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

How?!


From: Kirstie
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:21
To: Nancy Clueless
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

Stick a knife in her!!


From: Nancy Clueless
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:21
To: Kirstie
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

I DON’T HAVE ONE!!!!

SOMEBODY FETCH ME A KNIFE!!!


From: Kirstie
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:22
To: Nancy Clueless
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

Forget the knife then, just punch her in the head


From: Nancy Clueless
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:24
To: Kirstie
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

SOMEBODY FETCH ME A FIST BIG ENOUGH TO FIT HER MASSIVE EGO INFLATED HEAD!


From: Kirstie
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:25
To: Nancy Clueless
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

Thank god she’s gone … a slight reprieve!!!


From: Nancy Clueless
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:32
To: Kirstie
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

For now….

Sigh, sigh, huff, puff… did you hear her slamming the glass door about when she stomped off to the loo?


From: Kirstie
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:35
To: Nancy Clueless
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

What the hell is wrong with her … nope I didn’t, I was in kirstieworld, but I can imagine, spoilt brat needs a good smack about the head


From: Nancy Clueless
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:35
To: Kirstie
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

Hands up if you want to do the smacking!


From: Nancy Clueless
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:36
To: Kirstie
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

OH GOD SHE’S REACHING FOR HER PHONE AGAIN!


From: Kirstie
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:36
To: Nancy Clueless
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

Maybe you should just lean across and ask her to go to the meeting room??


From: Nancy Clueless
Sent: 07 May 2010 14:38
To: Kirstie
Subject: RE: Can we kill her now?

She’s tracked down poor old IT Geek – don’t give away your location Geek!!!



It goes on but I wouldn’t want to bore you. What’s that? You already are? Fair enough.

In other news I got chatting to Saffa on email and she ended up inviting me to lunch. Oooer. So I suggested she join the usual rabble for drinks on a Friday some time, alternatively I am free Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday…. So she responded with “Friday drinks sound good, I’m having lunch with CJ this Friday so how about next week?”

You’re what now? Oh dear, poor old Saffa has fallen into her usual trap of being too nice and got caught up in socialising with the office retards. It happened with FB and she regretted that eventually. Now we’re all worried that she’ll invite CJ along to the drinks next week. If she does then I’m going to suggest we have another very frank conversation about sexual preferences and fetishes and see how she reacts. It might also prompt some interesting responses from Saffa, who knows what we might learn!

Andre has also given me her mobile number. Christ.