Monday, 26 July 2010

Training / Torture

You won’t hear much from me until Wednesday this week as I’m on a training course. Yes THE training course that I have been dreading for weeks. Just finished day one and I’m happy to report that my dreading hasn’t been in vain. It’s bloody awful for a plethora of reasons which I won’t go into now as I don’t have the time or the energy to do so but I’m sure it’ll make for a good read come Wednesday. Something for you to look forward to. That is if I am still alive and able to write to you and haven’t taken my own life in a vain attempt to save myself from the torment. Today I came very close on a couple of occasions to shoving my pencil up my nose so it’s a bit touch and go.

Tomorrow is apparently ‘more intensive’ and we will cover more and will finish at 5pm and not 3.30pm. I may have to swallow some rescue remedy before hand or just smoke some grade A drugs to calm me or I will smash one of my fellow trainees in the face or testicals with my keyboard.

Until Wednesday.

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