News Flash

I forgot to update you on the break-in. My sincere apologies dear readers, how slack of me. You must have been on tenterhooks ever since the first instalment of the Great Robbery and sat at your computer screen awaiting any developments. Or more likely you had forgotten about it until I mentioned it just then, I’m sure some of you are still racking your brains as to what I’m talking about and are now scrolling back through the other posts to get some enlightenment.

I am talking about the break in we had at work a few weeks back. When someone stealthily walked in the main entrance and stole lots of laptops and things and then walked out again, probably with a member of staff holding the door for them. We then received the email from he up on high declaring more safety measures were being installed with IMMEDIATE effect! Oh good, I feel a lot better now, I can stop locking my chocolate digestives away at night.

We then received another email a week later informing us there had been another break in.

(Hang on, what about these increased security measures?)

And that the intruder was the same man.

(Weren’t they meant to be put in place with IMMEDIATE effect?)

And that he had walked into the CEO’s office and stolen his laptop. And his golf clubs. Snigger.

(sigh)

What is even more ridiculous is that this person used the same staff pass card he had done the 1st time around to gain entry to the building. So these increased security measures didn’t involve cancelling that card they know he used to get in last time? Well done people * slow hand clap *.

I do like the fact that he nicked the top bosses golf clubs though. Those clubs would have been worth A LOT and would have REALLY pissed off the CEO. I’m sure he didn’t give a stuff about his laptop…oh no hang on, his lap top probably had quite a bit of confidential information on it about the company didn’t it (never mind the porn…) – whoops! Go Team Security!

That is all.