Chan is back

I have received another Face Ache message from the ever attentive Mr Chan:


Watched a TV program called "The Secret Diaries of Miss Anne Lister" with my sis (I am da young brother). Lots of things in my mind.

Wanted to be true to my feelings but got selfish. Yet I guess I am hoping for a second chance.

Chan


Now this made no sense whatsoever to me initially but then a friend emailed me a link to the TV program he mentions (purely coincidentally) and then some of it started to make sense, but not really. If you’re not in the know about Miss Anne Lister then Google her and you’ll find the BBC have just done a TV drama about her. Big old lesbian. In a nutshell.

So does he think I am a lesbian now or is he hoping I am so he can get together with me and my lady lover? Ew. Scrap that last thought. What was on his mind and why is it important I know that he was watching it with his sister? Double ew. This gets more creepy.

And what’s going on with that last sentence? “Wanted to be true to my feelings but got selfish.” Is he speaking in some kind of coded romantic lingo I’m not aware of? Anyone out there speak loved up geek?

As for hoping for a 2nd chance, when was his first chance? This guy is not taking the old “ignoring you for a reason” hint is he? Well this may mean I get some regular messages to keep me chuckling and then when he gets annoying there’s the good old block button which I do plan to use at some stage.

Although I’m not exactly batting them away with a stick at the moment, maybe I should keep my options open……?