I’m back from sunny Dorset, so glad I took off Friday as well or it would have been a right old bugger being in the office then. It’s bad enough today I tell you. I returned to find some freak has been using my computer and desk for the week and re-arranged all my stuff. Like my bowling trophy and ‘give blood’ teddy – weird. It also appears that Kirstie has put me down as a contact while she suns herself on a beach somewhere so I have emails about flights, meetings with Moonface – what is all of this? Delete, delete, delete…..
Back to reality with a bump then. However, there is always a silver lining isn’t there? You remember those secret snippets of information I gleamed from Swim? Well I can tell you about at least one of them; in fact I will delight and rejoice in telling you. I will rub my hands in glee and do a little jig.
What is it? Nancy tell us! Put us out of our misery!!
FB is out.
That’s right, she’s gawn, outta here, kaput, kicked off the team, let go, hasta la vista bitch face.
I learnt this piece of information in the cab on the way to Fawlty Towers:
Swim: “So what do you think about FB going then?”
Me and Ginger: “Er what now?”
Swim: “Don’t you know? Oh well you didn’t hear this from me then!”
Me: “So you mean she’s leaving?”
Swim: “Yeah kicked out, they’re not renewing her contract. I knew she didn’t want it to be common knowledge but assumed she’d tell her team.”
Me: “No she didn’t mention anything – I’m not surprised. Swim you have just made my day.”
Turns out Moon Monkey thinks she’s too much of a liability (FINALLY someone has seen through the bull shit and used their common sense) and told her to gerrout! Be gone foul creature! Mwahahahahaha! So no new contract for her and in fact she has gone already. Swim said she goes at the end of the month but is unlikely to be back in the office. No sign of her today so I think she might be right!
One word – karma.
I think I might organise some leaving drinks for FB. I won’t invite her of course but it will give everyone else a chance to celebrate.
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