It’s official

Got this email from Moon Monkey yesterday evening:

Dear All,

Just a short note to advise you that FB has completed her contract with Tullow Oil and now is no longer a member of the SCM team (WHOOOO!!!). FB asked me not to make any announcements or arrange anything for her whilst she was working through her last few days (because she knew we would all be as happy as fuck she was leaving and rubbing it in her face). Whilst I would have preferred to have arranged something for her leaving (yeah whatever Moon Face, I can hear the sarcasm coming through the interweb) I had to respect her wishes. She has left her private contact details with Harley should any of you wish to get in contact (oooh, me, me, me! NOT) and I am sure in a few weeks she will accept an offer of drinks or some other social gathering (if anyone were to offer one up which I am thinking as likely as me being sober in work on a Friday afternoon).

FB was a key contributor to the success of our department (really?) and we wish her all the best in her future role. We look forward to seeing her again soon (liar, liar pants on fire).

Kind Regards
Moon Monkey

I bumped into one of the guys in our team who sits round the corner in the kitchen this morning and he asked me who she was. She had been working here for 3 years. Shows how often she was actually in the fucking office.

Goodbye and good riddance.