Today I ran out of work to do at approximately 9.53am. I don’t even have any data entry to be getting on with, things are that bad. I could go and fiddle about with files in the stacks but my lack of enthusiasm is keeping me at my desk right now. There isn’t even anyone in the office to entertain me, the usual Friday suspects are here in the form of Ginger, Gunner, Kirstie and Moody but it’s all far too quiet for my liking. Maybe something is about to go down? I wish.
Andre has been off sick all week, she has this nasty shitting virus thing that’s going round and with her delicate stomach I think it has acted ten fold on her ass. Quite literally. Ew. Sorry, probably too much information in a too graphic description. This does mean that I haven’t had any fascinating historical facts, quotes from LoTR, cakes or random fashion shows and that makes my week very uneventful.
So do you want the good news or the bad news? Let’s start with the good. FB isn’t coming bowling any more! Yaaaaaayyyyy! She’s declined the offer, taken back her invite and decided not to join us on the office night out. Oh shame, I’m so sad, boo hoo hoo, gutted etc etc.
And now for the bad. Well bad for me but probably good for you readers. FB is due to darken our shores again in the very near future. She touches down on UK soil on the 19th April and will be sat in the office sooner than we know it spouting off random bollocks and ‘oh la la-ing’ her head off. I say this is good news for you as it will have a fairly adverse effect on my blogging and I am sure there will be many a rant and ridiculous story coming your way in regards to the French Bitch.
Because of the lack of anything going on in the office I am currently running low on comedic, entertaining, gossip fuelled, scandalous blogs for you. Therefore I am handing it over to you dear reader(s) to come up with some suggestions of things you’d like to hear (my Mum wants me to aim for management so I may as well start practicing my delegating skills now). These could be tit bits about certain colleagues, more info on anything I’ve already talked about, my thoughts and ideas behind certain events in the office or even proposals of completely made up and fantastical scenarios involving myself and/or members of my work place. So far I have had a couple from one unnamed source which include the revelation that FB is actually a man with a 10 foot wanger or some kind of lesbian style stacks action (I’m not sure I want this blog taking a turn in that direction….it’s a slippery slope to porn on the interweb….ew…slippery…) but I’m sure you can come up with some others.
Answers on a postcard please! Or you could just write in the comments box below. I await your replies with baited breath……
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Can we see a picture of your desk?
ReplyDeleteA picture of my desk? Is that the best you can do people?!
ReplyDeleteI would send you a pic of my desk if I could figure out how to upload photo’s from my phone, which to date I have been unable to. Technically inept that I am.