BELIEVE IT and RECEIVE IT!

Clueless Entertainment© is glad to bring you more snippets of comedy from the Vendor Database! Yes people, it’s that time of the week where Nancy downs tools to spend hours upon hours dredging through the cack and plain weirdness those lovely sales people in far reaching corners of the world feel the need to send her way. She is diligently sifting through the (currently) 200+ emails (it’s been a while, I’m catching up…) in order to update a pretty useless database and more importantly find those funny sign offs, spelling mistakes and references to Jesus just for you!

Today’s particular favourite comes from a friendly freighting company – they’re passionate about the environment, they don’t want you needlessly printing out this email and destroying the rainforest so they have some wise words to pass on…

"If you build a garden that delights your eye and brings joy to your heart.”

Say what now?

“Most of us prefer choosing plants that blossom all summer, because this is the season when we usually spend most of our time in the garden. However one of the greatest challenges is to keep the garden well-groomed all year round.”

Excuse me – what’s that about keeping my garden well-groomed all year round?

“Before printing this e-mail think if it's really needed: The environment belongs to everybody.”

Oh I see you mean THAT garden – riiiiight.

And yes people, our friend Mr Isibor is back! I tried to block him but it seems that my email spam blocker is completely ineffective as he’s still SHOUTING AT ME in emails. And once again spreading the word of Jesus…

NAME IT and CLAIM IT, BELIEVE IT and RECEIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
It's a POWERFUL PRAYER! When you are DOWN to nothing .... God is UP to something

Father, in the Name of Jesus, bless me even while I'm reading this prayer and bless the one that sent this to me in a special way. Open doors in our lives today, Save and set free!

Give us a double portion of your Spirit as we take back everything that the devil has stolen:
****Emotional Health
****Physical Health
****Finances
****Relationships
****Children
**** Jobs
****Homes
****Marriages

I cancel every plot, plan and scheme the enemy has devised against us in the NAME OF JESUS.

And I declare:
NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST US WILL PROSPER.

I speak LIFE into every dead situation. And, I thank You that nothing is over until YOU say it's over!
Speak prophetically into our lives and to our situations:
****our households are blessed;
**** our health is blessed;
**** our marriages are blessed;
**** our finances are blessed;
**** our relationships are blessed;
**** our businesses are blessed;
**** our jobs are blessed;
**** our children are blessed;
**** our grandchildren are blessed;
**** our parents are blessed;
**** our siblings are blessed;
**** our ministries are blessed;
**** our decisions are blessed;
**** our friends are blessed.****
Mortgages are paid and debts cancelled;

our hearts' desires are on the way;

According to YOUR perfect will and plan for our lives.YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORSAKE US! IN JESUS' NAME!
AMEN!

Say this prayer, and then send it.

Within hours countless people will have prayed for you, and you will have caused a multitude of people to pray to God for each other 'Safety is not the absence of danger, but is the presence of God'

A kid asked Jesus.... How much do U love me? Jesus replied, 'I love! You this much.' and He stretched His arms to the cross and died for us.

If you believe in God, you will send this to everyone on your list. I like you because of who you are to me. I treat you as a true friend. But if I don't get this back, I get the hint, you don't have time.

Send this to all people in your list within 30 min and something good will happen to you NOW.

This is not a fake....apparently. ....copy and paste this to 15 people in the next 10 min. And you will have one of the best days of your life tomorrow!!!


Will I? Really?! Quick, quick send it on to 15 people in my office!!

A couple of things about this email…

For one I didn’t know Mr Isibor held me in such high regard “I like you because of who you are to me”, I am touched I really am. Secondly what’s with listing all the grandchildren, parents, siblings etc being blessed? Save time and email space and just put ‘family’ – come on now, not a lot of thought has gone into this one has it? And finally I think if Mr Isibor just entered the lottery he might get a lot of what he is looking for in this prayer?

Where is the prayer anyway? Can’t find it. I also didn’t realise the devil stole my finances, I thought that was me being frivolous on Amazon.

I’m kind of glad the blocking didn’t work…